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The Best Thing About Not Being Home is Missing You

There are people back home that your character hates. Or maybe they love them, but they're terrible people/influences. Here's your chance to talk or play out that special someone turning up in the Meadous. Are they so far out of their element that they're now defanged tigers? Do they lead right in with their wicked ways? What is your character's CR even going to think when they meet this person?
Post with your own character or the person they most/least want to see again who's a bad thing for them. Feel free to play out encounters in the snow between this character and your regular character's CR, or talk it out with if you're not sure you've got the voice down.
Fun for all ages! And by fun, we mean misery!
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This was one of the more unpleasant awakenings that Jacob Waters had experienced in his many years. For the last thing that he could clearly recall was sustaining the sort of injury that a few vagrants worth of blood and a good day's rest wouldn't fix. The end results of betrayal, betrayal by all of his allies and all those he was certain he had won to his side. It took effort to hold in his rage, and he was thankful for the distraction of unfamiliar surroundings. He rose, he dressed, he explored his little house, read his little note, drank a few bags of blood, and by the end of it all was calm and composed. This was only a setback. Being in this place was, honestly, in the best interests of those that had done this to him. Because he was done with being subtle and operating within the rules. He would return to the Harbourvale court and burn it all to the ground.
But first, he would need to learn about this place that he had been sent to, which called for some exploration. Jacob's first walkabout was done in full Obfuscation, not strictly invisible but simply projecting an aura of 'not there' to anyone that might be around and attempting to observe him. It was the safest way to assess a new situation that he had at his disposal. It was only after taking in the paths and houses and woods and pastel animals and bulletin board (interesting, some of what was on that...) that he dropped the concealment and went on a more purposeful, visible evening stroll. So now there's a vampire in a dark wool coat with a wooden walking stick making his way through the little village. His eyes are sunken, there's an unpleasant red rash creeping along his neck and jawline, and he smells of dampness and rot and the slightest hint of expensive men's cologne. He might well say hello, if someone approaches.
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It was a long night and the limits of the village and "Meadous" were small, and so Jacob had managed to walk the entire perimeter of the wall and wind up back where he started. It was nearing dawn and he shouldn't dawdle for much longer, but the structure piqued his interest. There were no gates, no handholds, no cracks, just enormous slabs of rough-hewn stone. Interesting, that. The texture reminded him of something that he couldn't quite place. He's just going to reach out and... try to touch it... yup. Because touching walls is a perfectly normal thing to do. And nothing bad can come of it. Of course.
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(Oh look, teenage boy, just the perfect thing to eat during your frenzy, Jacob.)
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Who was he feeding from? What was he doing? Well... no matter. Let's have a few more mouthfuls....
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Jacob withdrew his fangs, licked the puncture wounds closed, and held Karkat at arm's length. He wasn't dead, but in that state, in his experience, he wasn't likely to survive without immediate transfusion. "...well." Had he been a little less emotionally gutted, there might have been cursing. As it stood, all he could manage was dismay and some practical rolling up of his sleeve. A quick flash of fang and his wrist was torn open, and then he was pressing it to the young man's lips. Later there would be time to concoct excuses and formulate plans. Now, he'd have to hope that the lad could still swallow properly. Supporting Karkat's weight, he slowly knelt, ready to lay him out in the snow and give him some room and space for the changes to occur.
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When the boy's eyes open they're catlike, slit pupil and all iris--and as red as blood. "I can feel my blood!" the boy gasps. "I can feel my fucking blood. What the fuck--?" His red gaze turns to Jacob. "Who the fuck are you?"
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"Jacob Waters." And he offers that still-gashed, still-bloodied wrist to him. "Your sire." It wasn't shoved in his mouth, nor forced down his throat. Jacob wished to offer at least the illusion of choice in the matter. The lad could still flee, could refuse to drink, could do any number of things... the odds were against it, but everyone deserved a faint chance at hope.
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hi have one dot of nightmare
This kid's got potential
oh goody
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In any case, he was out and taking full advantage of it on his way over toward the wishing pond to make one more go at appealing to their ailing deity on Ienzo's behalf. He was pulled up entirely short by a presence nearby that was shortly accompanied by a man.
He was a vampire. Bertie wasn't entirely sure how he knew that - something like with darkness inside Hajime? - but he was certain.
Bertie stood, still as a statue, on the path, watching the other man as he drew near. It wasn't often he saw another chap in a doggy suit sporting a walking stick. He didn't look or smell particularly pleasant. Certainly nothing to eat, which was a relief. "What ho," he called a bit stiffly when the other man was in hailing distance. "Just arrived?" He really hoped so. Terezi hadn't mentioned another vampire in their midst last night.
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"I must say, this place is... underwhelming. And small. And hardly a place for people like us."
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There was a drawn out pause as he continued to consider the other man, the Beast wary within him, as well. This chap made Bertie feel like there was something unpleasant oozing down his spine. Something that was reminiscent of- "Ah! You're like Ms. Waters! The Notre Dame type?" He'd meant that to come out a little more certain, but he didn't think he was remembering that right. Natalie was from Canada, not France.
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And then Bertie's muttering things about 'Notre Dame', and any effort at a smile is entirely abandoned. Not just a vampire, but an idiot vampire. "Nosferatu. For a vampire yourself, you seem woefully ignorant of the most basic information." He takes a step closer, his grip upon his walking stick tightening. "I'm not sure that I'm pleased that you've apparently been associating with my daughter." Now this might be familiar territory for Bertie, once all the unpleasant undead bits are stripped from it. Angry parental figures expressing that anger in regards to some young woman he's managed to bumble his way into the company of are almost a taste of home, aren't they?
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It hit Bertie like a bit of lead piping to the back of the head. Her sire. This was Natalie's sire. But, wait, he was a Waters, too? Was that coincidence, or had he... adopted the girl properly? Regardless, Bertie took another step back from the other man, holding up his hands.
"I'm not a vampire! I-I mean, I'm not meant to be," he babbled, Beast growling at the other man's presumption and audacity. There was no reason to back away. Bertie ought to stand firm, give him the talking to he deserved. Show him what becoming a vampire had meant. Except Waters was... stronger, older. "I turned Ms. Waters back into a human, and she turned me into a vampire. It-it all got mixed up, she just wanted me to understand, and now the wishing pond isn't working we're both bally well stuck."
He needed to get to the pond. He needed to wish this man human at once. The talk with Natalie about this man was rising to the forefront of his mind.
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The explanation of the condition swapping that the two had been subject to made Jacob's lip curl in something akin to disgust. "Back into... and then..." He gave a sniff at the air, eyed the anxious young vampire up and down, and outright scowled. "You're no Nosferatu. What did that wish make you into? What clan? Answer. I would hope that my child would have taken it upon herself to educate you properly." And to find him in the daytime and throw open all the windows if he were too stupid to be allowed to continue to live. "She is well, isn't she?"
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"She's been teaching me all sorts of things about, erm... v-vitae and... controlling the Beast and sunlight! Dashed bit of trouble the old soleil du ciel, what? She's also doing marvelously. Not a bit bad, I'd say. Happily dashing about in the sun, getting her fill of proper food, and being dippy for a young chap. Not me! She's not dippy about me. Not in the slightest!"
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He does come closer, but his pace is slow. "...she's being what? To who?" And though the look of disgust and disappointment hasn't left his face, inside he's more amused than anything. How clever of her, feigning interest in some man in the interests of manipulating him. "That's a suspiciously specific denial, sir. Are you sure?" ...okay, now he's just screwing with the man.
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Jacob might notice the short man in the trenchcoat watching him as he investigates the town. He looks unassuming enough, save for the Undead power he's holding in check. Hajime is not sure how he should approach.
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When he finally caught sight of Hajime, he was surprised. Such strength coming from such an unassuming looking young man? But life (and unlife) was full of mysteries. When he catches Hajime looking at him Jacob stops, turns himself sharply in the young man's direction, and inclines his head in a subtle nod of greeting. "Good evening to you." His expression is flat, betraying no hint of anxiety or uncertainty.
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"That it is. And I would presume that you've been here for some time?"
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Jacob stopped, then, planting his walking stick into the snow, fingers drumming along the head. "Forgive me. I haven't even introduced myself. I'm Jacob Waters." He did not extend his hand. "You would be?"
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At the name, well, there was no masking the flicker of surprise--of recognition--across Hajime's face. "I'm Hajime Aikawa." He did not know how best to continue. It was one thing when it was simply a talk in which one was feeling out another monster entering one's territory, but it was another thing entirely when the newcomer was quite possibly related to someone one knew. And it explained the similarity. "You know Natalie, then?" For she hadn't referred to her father as anything other than Father around him.
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He let his features settle, and gave a curt nod. "I know her well. She's my child. And if I'm not mistaken, you know her well." The fingers that had been drumming on the walking stick's head were now clutching it tightly. "Tell me, Hajime... how is she doing, all tucked away in this little realm?"
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