Lord, but this boy does chatter. What's more's it's chatter that's absolute nonsense. Agatha's about to cut him off when he comes to a discussion of his and Bertie's activities. And she simply stares when he finishes. "Bertie was in a war. And he did not die?"

She's beginning to think that she may very well have been mistaken about this being her nephew. "You must be joking, boy. Bertie can't tie his shoelaces without asking for help from that snake of a valet of his. Is Jeeves here, as well?" That might explain a few things, like why the hill house is clean and orderly.