Even just stares at Raimut for a long beat before starting to sputter. "Jay? Seduce me? Have you met - well, obviously you haven't met me, but really! What kind of assumption is that?! Oh, gods, you're one of those people, aren't you? Why am I not surprised?"

Aspirin squeaks and bounces on Raimut's feet. Look, if she let Even's mood determine when to hit people up for pets, she'd never get any.