ceasetoexist: (I'm a schemer)
Pokey Minch ([personal profile] ceasetoexist) wrote in [community profile] wethecrack2017-08-31 09:18 pm

Forced Honesty Meme!

The Rules:
-Post with your character
-People ask questions of your character
-Your character must answer the question with complete and utter honesty!
jumpthegun: (srs | phone call)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay... that's actually genuinely touching. That's not fair.]

So, why Jeremy? Just being from the same world? Shared experiences?
voiceinthephone: http://feeeelings.livejournal.com/969.html ([Hi there])

[personal profile] voiceinthephone 2017-09-02 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
A lot of things: homeworld, it started with the fact that he reminded me of a version of him I met in Eros. But as soon as I met him, he wasn't the Jeremy I knew. It could be for a lack of shared experiences that I fell in love with him.

In his own way, he makes me happy and makes the bad memories go away.
Edited 2017-09-02 05:33 (UTC)
jumpthegun: (annoyed | say it again)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
It's really hard to rib you when you're adorable.
voiceinthephone: http://nightingails.livejournal.com/131995.html ([At work])

[personal profile] voiceinthephone 2017-09-02 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I'm very sure you'll find something to poke fun at me. I'm an open book, we'll discover horrible things together.
jumpthegun: (annoyed | sass 5)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?

[Low hanging fruit, but he has to start somewhere else.]
voiceinthephone: ([Don't think it'll work])

[personal profile] voiceinthephone 2017-09-02 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, a tie between getting oral from a Psiionic in Eros, getting turned into a fox man by Loki, confusing my Jeremy with his Erosian version...that incident with the collar? Oh! Waking up naked in a Jail Cell because I had no idea I was a werewolf.

...Oh no.
jumpthegun: (confused | distracted)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[John's brows creep steadily higher. He probably doesn't want to know the answer to the next question, but...]

What incident with the collar?
voiceinthephone: http://squaredmc.livejournal.com/34010.html#cutid1 ([Climbing])

[personal profile] voiceinthephone 2017-09-02 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I was stuck wearing a leather collar that was enchanted to make me feel more aroused every time I tugged at it while I was paired up with a temporary "owner" to make with the sex, Maeve shenanigans. Being a sensible man and an apparently self-respecting werewolf, I tried to take it off...I found a master pretty fast when they saw my condition and heard me.

[Sorry Watson, but those mental images will take a while to disappear.]
jumpthegun: (uncertain | listening)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[Oh, god. It really does sound like Phil's life was a porno before the Meadous. John tries to decide for half a moment if that's something he would personally find arousing before deciding that's a mortifying train of thought.]

Why was the fox one embarrassing?

[That seems less sex-related.]
voiceinthephone: hollow-art ([You're kidding right?])

[personal profile] voiceinthephone 2017-09-02 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh John, it's going to get worse.]

Because Loki was accidentally turned into a cat god and I made fun of him. He wanted a pet and tricked me into it and I had to walk around with a pair of ripped pants while he had to walk around with a limp after I was done with him.
jumpthegun: (confused | earnest)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Jesus! [Now he's the one flushing. And all he can think is that he never wanted to know this much about Phil's enforced kinks.]

Is there anything embarrassing not related to weird kinks?
voiceinthephone: ([Older PG: Smirk])

[personal profile] voiceinthephone 2017-09-02 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
John Watson, I was a prostitute in a magical city state for a year. Most of my memories of Eros are sex related, you're pretty outta luck.

And pet play was apparently pretty common. [Le shrug] This is why I was pretty quiet about these things.
jumpthegun: (srs | level with me)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't ask about Eros specifically. What about at home or something?

And it's weird if pet play was that common. It's not exactly... I mean, I don't know anyone... not many people. [He motions vaguely with a hand. It had come up all of once with one of his girlfriends when she wanted him to call her 'kitten' and pet her. That had been very weird to him.]
voiceinthephone: hollow-art ([Oh what the hell Mike?!])

[personal profile] voiceinthephone 2017-09-02 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
At home, my most recent memories aren't as pleasant. They end up being about surviving the night shift and no thanks.

Dr. Watson, any sort of play is common enough. You just have to be open about what you like and what you don't. To share your preferences means you trust the person.

Are you scared of intimacy or something?
jumpthegun: (worried | uh...)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
What about as a kid?

I'm not scared of intimacy, I just... that one's really not... being called pet has bad connotations for me outside the bedroom. Makes it a lot less sexy inside it. I don't begrudge anyone having it, I just don't really understand it.
voiceinthephone: hollow-art ([Checking in])

[personal profile] voiceinthephone 2017-09-02 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I brought in a fox kit without telling my parents...they found out when my room had the distinctive smell and my clothes were chewed up. I know it was bad but the kit was all along, I was worried.

What do you feel comfortable with, Mr. Casanova?
jumpthegun: (srs | level with me)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, that answer is more acceptable. And cute. The question makes him balk.]

Are you asking me what my kinks are? Because I'm flattered, Phil, but not interested.
voiceinthephone: hollow-art ([Smile like the devil])

[personal profile] voiceinthephone 2017-09-02 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but for a friendly fishing expedition. I like knowing my friends and if I can help them find a partner. I know you're not interested Dr. Watson, you don't swing that way.
Edited 2017-09-02 20:42 (UTC)
jumpthegun: (srs | phone call)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You think of me as a friend...?

[Just going to try to deflect one last time before he's compelled to answer.]
voiceinthephone: http://feeeelings.livejournal.com/969.html ([Hi there])

[personal profile] voiceinthephone 2017-09-02 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I do. Your paranoia aside, I trust you and you're a good companion to talk and be around. Why wouldn't I think of you as a friend?
jumpthegun: (facepalm 3)

cw: discussion of kinks (probably should have put this earlier...)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno. We don't really know each other very well...

[Except now he's going to be compulsively answering Phil's question because dratted forced honesty.]

I like it just about any way if I'm making the person I'm with happy. The pet play thing was weird when I had a girlfriend who wanted to do it, but I didn't say no. She liked it, so it was... all right with her. I guess if I was planning a night, I'd want to know what she liked. I like... um... I like a bit of roleplay... with costumes... [He's starting to fluster.]

Military and doctor/nurse stuff is easiest. I don't really like hurting girls, but I don't mind if they want it a little rough. It's nicer taking that sort of thing than doling it out. Hot and cold things are nice. Just... a bit of sensation play. See what different things do and find out what works best where. Massages with a 'happy ending.'

Had a girl who liked to trade off tying me up and blindfolding me and having me do it for her. That was... interesting. She liked to say she was court martialing me. Not really sure she understood what that meant. She had me dress up in my uniform a few times. I liked that. She was really into those Bad Dragon dildo things, too. That was a bit awkward when she wanted to bring those into it.

[And he's just going to clamp his mouth shut and hope that's enough for the compulsion because that's embarrassing as hell to just... have out with. Also, how do you compete with a Bad Dragon dildo? It's really so awkward.]
Edited 2017-09-02 21:27 (UTC)
voiceinthephone: hollow-art ([Checking in])

It's okay!

[personal profile] voiceinthephone 2017-09-03 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Phil is listening at what Watson was saying and not batting an eyelash. It's good to air these things out! He doesn't even look smug, just listening, and there's a pause]

From experience, dildos are weird. And Doc, you're okay to feel awkward and not too open. You're also very giving but something's holding you back. And it's not necessarily Sherlock. It could be stifling you finding some sort of connection with people here.

Are you afraid of loss?
jumpthegun: (sad | restrained)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-03 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'm really not looking for a sex therapist, Phil. [Please let him sink into the floor and never come out again.]

I'm afraid of losing people, yeah. Of course I am. I miss Fiona, too. She was the closest I've gotten to a woman in years. She was my best friend in Norfinbury while she was alive. I really... it was only a few months we had together, but I fell in love with her.
voiceinthephone: ([I don't understand])

[personal profile] voiceinthephone 2017-09-03 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
So it is loss you fear the most. I'm so sorry for your loss but I'm not trying to be your therapist. I'd need a lot more time for that. I just want you to really think about why you might have problems.

Like I said, you're my friend...I'm sorry for what happened with Miss Fiona.