ceasetoexist: (I'm a schemer)
Pokey Minch ([personal profile] ceasetoexist) wrote in [community profile] wethecrack2017-08-31 09:18 pm

Forced Honesty Meme!

The Rules:
-Post with your character
-People ask questions of your character
-Your character must answer the question with complete and utter honesty!
aigue: (hmph)

[personal profile] aigue 2017-09-02 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
How much worse has it made you?

Really. After a two year dry spell?
jumpthegun: (srs | listening 2)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Not as bad as before I met Sherlock. But close to it. I'm not really sure I can explain it another way. I mean, if I knew you before Norfinbury and before something else happened at home, I probably would've jumped right in at the chance. I'd still want a relationship, though. Even a... week-long holiday sort of relationship. Sex is better when it's someone you care about.

[He's a romantic at heart, Renart.]

And yeah, okay. A shag might be nice, but if there's nothing there or I'm worried about the person stabbing me in the neck midway through, what's the point?
aigue: (tsundere)

[personal profile] aigue 2017-09-02 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[She really wants to ask what it was that happened... but yeah, that might be prying a little too much, even though the books give her idea of what it could have been.]

Just liking someone isn't enough, then?

And please, if I wanted to stab you I would have done it already.
jumpthegun: (facepalm 1)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
It's more complicated than that. [John's sighing now.] If I don't have a particular reason to distrust them, yeah, maybe it'd be enough.

Also that's not comforting. Thanks.
aigue: (over the shoulder)

[personal profile] aigue 2017-09-02 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Are you paranoid of everyone on some level...?

It's entirely comforting, I obviously would rather not see you die.
jumpthegun: (sherlock | questions)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
No. There are a few people I'm not like that with. Major Sholto, Mrs. Hudson, Greg--DI Greg Lestrade. I wouldn't really call it paranoia with Sherlock, either, when he might knock me out with drugs in my tea for a few hours. Or light my dresser on fire. Or whatever the hell is in his head for an experiment.

[He waves a hand both to end that thought and avoid having to find a response to her second comment. 'Thanks' seems trite.]
aigue: (interested)

[personal profile] aigue 2017-09-02 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
I mean outside of your home. Not from there.
jumpthegun: (sad | look right)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a pause, but it's difficult to resist the compulsion.]

Bucky.

Fiona...
aigue: (sarcasm)

[personal profile] aigue 2017-09-02 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose that means you aren't hopeless, then.

Not that I recognize either of those names. For all I know they're cheating somehow.
jumpthegun: (sad | puppy eyes)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Bucky's not the most sociable bloke. I'm surprised you haven't met him wandering out in the forest, though. Fiona was in Norfinbury. She was the first friend I made there. [His expression tightens.] She was worried about getting back to her sister and didn't want any romantic attachments to distract her from him. That's all we were, just friends. But I...

[He'd fallen in love with a woman in the space of months.]

You might've liked her. She was a con artist. Clever, funny, wouldn't put up with any nonsense from people. Least of all me.
aigue: (knows better than you)

[personal profile] aigue 2017-09-02 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
... Does he have a metal arm?

[She purses her lips.]

I don't really care about people I will probably never meet. Getting attached to people who will just disappear is unhealthy.
jumpthegun: (sad | distracted)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. That's him.

[And that's it. Unless she asks him a question. This is also part of the reason he doesn't open up. He'd tried and she just slammed the door closed, as far as he's concerned.]
aigue: (....)

[personal profile] aigue 2017-09-02 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
How did you two meet in Norfinbury?

[Sorry John, she's got issues as it is with people she does know disappearing on her.]
jumpthegun: (sad | beyond measure)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
He asked me for medical assistance.

I'd appreciate it if you didn't ask anything else about my relationship with him. I've made promises to him about things I won't say. I don't want to break those.
aigue: (pocky)

[personal profile] aigue 2017-09-02 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, fine. He seems mostly nice, anyways. Even more guarded than you, though.
jumpthegun: (srs | looking up)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
He's a good man. He's been through a hell of a lot worse than I have and come out still sane. That's something.
aigue: (interested)

[personal profile] aigue 2017-09-02 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
That would not surprise me in the least, from what I've seen of him.
jumpthegun: (annoyed | sass 4)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
Is there something in particular you're fishing for? I dunno the secret to get in his pants.
aigue: (you're dumb)

[personal profile] aigue 2017-09-02 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm capable of having normal conversations, you know. Not everything is about sex with me.
jumpthegun: (Default)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[A lot of it seems to be.]

I know. We've had some normal conversations. What's it like being a Fairy Tale?

[Look, if she's going to give him the option to turn around this questioning thing so he doesn't have to deal with forced honesty...]
aigue: (alert)

[personal profile] aigue 2017-09-02 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
That's an unfair question.

[Foxes and honesty don't go together.]

Horrible, usually.
jumpthegun: (confused | blogging away)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Why's that? You're... a beloved story brought to life, aren't you?
aigue: (huff)

[personal profile] aigue 2017-09-02 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but humans don't know that when they see us. Sherlock is just brilliant for having figured it out so quickly.
jumpthegun: (srs | phone call)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2017-09-02 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[He raises a brow.]

Oh. Well, haven't they been told about you in your world? You could just introduce yourself?
aigue: (folded arms)

[personal profile] aigue 2017-09-02 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is absolutely not a conversation she wants to have, ever.]

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