Forced Honesty Meme!

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The Rules:
-Post with your character
-People ask questions of your character
-Your character must answer the question with complete and utter honesty!

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Jeremy Fitzgerald

[leiche]

[voiceinthephone]

How do you really feel about me? Weird stuff included...do I remind you of our homeworld or Panem?

[leiche]

First off, you gotta define "weird stuff."

Homeworld, yeah. Sometimes on the bad days, your voice sounds all buzzy. But you've only got a few similarities to the guy in Panem.

I feel like you could do a lot better'n someone like me, honestly. You've got that whole ... charming optimist thing goin' on. Could have anyone.

[voiceinthephone]

Being a werewolf, you goober. That has to be weird for you. And I'm sorry my voice still gives you bad memories, it's something I need to work with.

That's the thing Jeremy: I don't want anyone else because I think you're a wonderful person. I don't think I'm that charming anyways.

[leiche]

Considering everything else, you being a wolf is like, the least weird thing about all this.

Don't worry about your voice, though. Can't exactly change it. And I wouldn't want you to.

And every time you say somethin' like that 'bout me, I feel like you're talking about someone else. Also: obviously you're charming. You got me, so. It worked.

[voiceinthephone]

You're not as bad as you think you are, you're not in Panem anymore. There's so much to you that has nothing to do with what happened there. You're so tender and sweet, the way you touch and hold my hand, there's a big, good heart in that chest.

I just think...I'm not worth it. I'm used goods, that's something that will never go away for me.

[leiche]

I feel like if we keep goin' at it like this, we're going to spiral into a self-depreciating time loop.

Can we just leave it at, I don't know, I like you and you like me and we're both not really great people but we're together and it works?

[voiceinthephone]

I would love that.

[And have a good, long kiss to seal the deal. This is why he loves you Fitzgerald.]

[leiche]

[ well. yeah okay that's one way to wrap up a conversation. ]

... for the record, though? You're not used goods.

[voiceinthephone]

And you're not a bad person. Now let's do some fun questions, shall we?

[A grin's on his lips]

Do you ever have pleasant dreams about me?

[leiche]

[ goddammit Phil get shoved ]

... I have dreams where we're walking on marshmallow clouds and that counts as pleasant.

[ loophole! ]

[voiceinthephone]

[This is why he loves his soldier dammit Phil laughs in a genuine manner as he adds]

Are they delicious clouds? I sometimes have dreams about laying down and watching the stars, making up constellations

[leiche]

Well, if we ate 'em, then we'd fall to the ground, so.

[ hey, he makes his bf laugh, that's always a good thing. ]

Makin' up new constellations sounds like fun. Think up anything interesting?

[voiceinthephone]

Aside from the obvious fox...I see a castle, a rabbit, a wolf, a bow, lots of things. In my dreams, we're holding hands while we're on the ground.

You're smiling in those dreams. Kinda like that smile you have when you wake up.

[leiche]

Quit being sappy, you're supposed to be diggin' for dirt on me.

[voiceinthephone]

All right then, you asked for it!

Top or bottom? Any embarrassing stories? What is the secret to haggis?

[leiche]

[ shit ]

I'm-- I, uh ...

I guess-- 'm good with ... whatever. I don't know. Whatever's good with you.

And you-- you gotta narrow it down, y'know? I don't really remember a lot of old stories much anymore. But ... I got a few from when I was a kid, I think. Shit like, uh ... tryin' to impress someone in track, tried to long jump, fell on my face. Almost broke my nose. Definitely didn't impress anyone.

And the secret to haggis is to throw it off a fuckin' bridge and get burgers.

[voiceinthephone]

[Phil's going to laugh himself silly with the last one]

Duly noted on the haggis front! I just pictured a little you running around trying to be a superhero.

As for the other question...anything you like? You can always ask dirty stuff right back, Mister.

[leiche]

Yeah, that-- that definitely happened, few times. Super graceful.

[ hoo boy, the dirty stuff. why did he agree to this. ]

Honestly ... I don't really know. It's-- it's kind of ... it's been too long since-- since, uh, last time I was with anyone. So ... so I'm probably the worst person to ask that kinda stuff about.

What, uh ... what do you like?

Cw: sex stuff

[voiceinthephone]

[Phil managed to blush pretty badly at the question] we can find what you like together, okay?

I like...a lot of things. I like being either top or bottom, I like pleasing a-and being pleased, I...I like biting...

[leiche]

S-Sure ... [ if he's ever brave enough to take that step. ]

Just, uh, don't be biting hard enough to take any chunks out, okay?

[voiceinthephone]

I would never bite that hard if I can prevent it. As much as I would love to mark you as mine, I'd never do it if you didn't want to.

[A pause and Phil clamps up]

Oh good lord, I'm so sorry!

[leiche]

[ congrats Phil you made him laugh a little ]

Is that what you wolf types do? Marking?

[voiceinthephone]

[Excuse Phil, he has little phone butterflies in his stomach as he has to answer]

Yep! We mark those we really, really like. It's unbecoming, I know but I suppose if you don't want to, t-that's okay!

[leiche]

Never said anything like giving a shit about being unbecoming.

Just saying, previous biting experiences have not been pleasant, so watch your fangs, mister.