Forced Honesty Meme!

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The Rules:
-Post with your character
-People ask questions of your character
-Your character must answer the question with complete and utter honesty!

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Alice Cullen

[pythianpixie]

[voiceinthephone]

What is really going on with you?

[pythianpixie]

I don't like you. It's really not that hard to grasp.

[voiceinthephone]

Why? Did I insult you in any way? I'm sorry if I did.

[pythianpixie]

No. You're dangerous. All werewolves are dangerous to my kind, but especially ones that we have no truce with.

[voiceinthephone]

...YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ACCUSED ME?! What the hell?!

[Phone Guy is now broken. Pleasee call your local Fitzgerald for immediate repairs]

THE ONLY THING I'M DANGEROUS TO IS AN UNATTENDED PIZZA SLICE!

[pythianpixie]

You can drop the theatrics, Mr. Gray. Your kind was made to kill mine. That is your entire purpose for existing as a species. You are dangerous to us, plain and simple. Whether you consider yourself a danger has no bearing on the experiences of me or my kind.

[voiceinthephone]

In YOUR world. I have no literal idea what your kind is, I'm not from your world. But you didn't bother to even try to get to know me or the circumstances in which I was turned.

You're more dangerous than I ever could be...

[pythianpixie]

Really. So if someone came here with the ability to kill you and the ones you care about, and someone just died in the very particular way that said person would kill... Are you telling me that you wouldn't be suspicious? You wouldn't say anything at all?

Do not lecture me for acting on the information I had available. I am not going to stand around asking questions and considering the feelings of a werewolf, when as far as my experiences have told me, he would just as soon maul me into pieces.

[voiceinthephone]

I will damn well lecture you because one, you're, uh, speciest, two, you can ask around. How would you like it if someone just outed your species? How would you feel is if you were a....vampire

[Oh course.]

Stay away from Jeremy Fitzgerald or anyone.

[pythianpixie]

I am a vampire. And if someone outed my species, I would be obligated by vampire law to kill them and anyone else who heard them. So I would suggest not getting any ideas.

And Mr. Fitzgerald can make his own choices. I have no intention of shooing him away if he wants my help.

[voiceinthephone]

[Drat, she has him good. But still,]

He can but he'll be stinking of wolf when he comes over so you will never forget who keeps him safe.

[Phillip Gray is a brat.]

Get off your high horse and remember that your laws don't work here. If you're a vampire, so what?

[pythianpixie]

This is not about high horses, Mr. Gray. These are not my laws, but this is our reality. You can either play by those rules, or you can make your peace with the blood on your hands. There is no convenient middle ground for you to be superior about.

[fucking_ebay]

How old are you?

[pythianpixie]

Nineteen.

Physically.

[fucking_ebay]

So you're mentally twelve, is that what you're getting at?

[pythianpixie]

One hundred and five, actually. Give or take a few months.

[fucking_ebay]

Jesus, how'd you manage that?

[pythianpixie]

By being a vampire.

slides in here late

[glasscaseofemotion]

If you could become human again, would you want that life? And everything it would entail?

[ It's probably hard to miss something that he knows she has no memory of. But she must know what being human would mean — aging, growing old, eventually dying. And also all the possibilities that don't exist for them as vampires... such as having a family of their own, assuming he were human again, too.

Then again, maybe it's never occurred to her to want such a thing before? ]

slides back extra late...

[pythianpixie]

I don't know. I never really considered it.

[She's often been too preoccupied with the possible futures ahead of them to worry about the things that couldn't be. It's only here that a realm of new possibilities has been opened to her--and only recently that Jasper has joined her to take part in them.]

If you were part of that life, then yes. I couldn't help wanting it a little. [Even if it might cause problems for the rest of their family.]