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The Lost Mods ([personal profile] thelostmods) wrote in [community profile] wethecrack2018-09-08 11:38 pm
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Test Drive Meme - Autumn 2018



TEST DRIVE MEME
I. Dragon Catch
You step out of your house, letter in hand to find what Zephyr laid out neatly in written word for you. Dragons, saddles and a brief explanation Zephyr was interested in a cool new book about people befriending dragons! The little godling had set up a corral, some stables and encouraged everyone to try befriending a dragon to ride. Snippets of the book are included for aid. All in all it seems like a lot of fun!

Well, until you look over the Meadous village proper.

Dragons of varying shapes, colors and sizes are meandering about the meadous, clearly having escaped the corral they had been kept in. One dragon has perched itself atop your neighbor’s home taking a nice nap in the sunshine. A gaggle of cat sized dragons have taken up digging up another neighbors garden. A few dragons hang from the beer tree, more than a bit… blasted.

One or two people you recognize are attempting to catch up to the dragons with mixed results. One person is at least hanging off of a saddle looking rather perturbed.

Do you help or merely let the dragon based chaos ensue by going back inside where you’re less likely to get involved?



II. Be Careful What You Wish For
Well, that... that wasn't quite to plan. You stare down at the crayon drawing from Zephyr showing you exactly what you wished for. Except you hadn't meant it literally. Or you hadn't meant it quite like that, even if your wording had been vague. Now you're stuck with something you didn't want. Or perhaps you made a big mistake and now you're a different species. Or have extra appendages you can't get rid of. Not without making the walk of shame back to the Wishing Pond to wish away the changes. Why this? Why? If only you had been more clear or if only Zephyr understood subtly a bit more clearly.

Hopefully, no one will catch you as you steal forth to undo your mistake. Now that would be quite embarrassing if they saw you like this!



III. Pumpkin Maze Frights
Fall has settled over the landscape nicely, with that comes a rather customary pumpkin patch maze. A tradition long standing that comes as the seasons shift with the Meadous.

Even long time residents seem surprised at the new heights the maze has taken on, not to mention a new sign warning its extra scary this year! The sign also advises there will be a cool prize to anyone brave enough to venture forth!

A few residents are gathered at the opening, talking amongst themselves over the newly scary-ified pumpkin maze. The maze walls are composed of pumpkins of varying shapes, sizes, colors and carvings. One or two snatch a pumpkin to turn into a pie.

Everything is fairly whimsical all in all until one steps into the maze itself to follow the dirt pathway within.

The dirt path under foot is easy to follow, but offers some minor startles at the occasional loose leaf crunching underfoot.The mixed in carved pumpkins that make up the maze walls provide some shallow lighting along with floating string lights in a light bulb shape hang over head. It is oddly darker in the maze than it ever has been before. It’s almost a little scary. The unnatural quiet of the maze doesn’t help matters any. Walking deeper into the maze only leads to less lights here and there.

Zephyr has maybe gone a bit over zealous with this scary thing.

A wind whips up, making the candle light within the pumpkins flicker and lanterns bobble overhead. A few candles flicker out completely for a long moment before sputtering back to life.

Is that a shadow on a maze wall ahead of you? Will you call out or duck behind a TDM convenient hay bale stacks?



IV. Bulletin Board
Each month, Zephyr clears away most of the notes from their Bulletin Board and adjusts the decorations, leaving it fresh and open for anyone who might wish to post something new. The Meadous is a fairly rural place with minimal technology. Those used to a network may find the Bulletin Board is the closest they can come to something like that again. Who wants to actually talk to the neighbors when you can post a passive aggressive note about someone making a racket at 2 AM, instead? There's also some measure of anonymity afforded. Just be sure to only post up your notes when no one else is around and can catch you at it.



V. Choose Your Own Adventure
Whether it's just waking up in the Meadous or exploring some other part of the Setting, you're striking out with your own prompts to get some action started.
clowngirl: (♥ Groovy)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2018-09-13 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Harley deflates. The jump was nice, sure, but it wasn't a particular amusing reaction. And he recovers too quickly. 4/10, would not scare again.

"Right as rain. But I'm lost," she admits. Two can ignore the fail-scare. "You ain't found the way outta here yet, have you?"
termineur: (Interrupting)

[personal profile] termineur 2018-09-13 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe. For me, it's more of a case of being recently from a horrible wasteland. Things like this make the world seem a lot less threatening.

Anyway, I'm sure someone who knows will come along and let you know how it happened eventually. How are you liking the rest of the Meadous, so far? Have any other questions?


[ Why yes, he's perfectly happy to play Welcome Wagon to what's clearly a new arrival here. ]
poisoninmypocket: (curious | sideways glance)

[personal profile] poisoninmypocket 2018-09-13 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Montague, miss. My name is Montague." Not Max. "I, ah... do not recall having the pleasure of your acquaintance, but if you're seeking a means of egress, I believe there was a convenient exit just around the bend in the path here." There's a certain something in the way he says that that might come off as suspicious.

Particularly when he glances back that way for a long moment before turning back to Harley.
roomed: (Distracted)

[personal profile] roomed 2018-09-13 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, he got a four! Sorry, Harley, looks like you're stuck with the Least Interesting Man in the World for the moment.

Henry looks left and right, then shakes his head. "No. I'd be out of here if I did. Does this place seem bigger than it did from the outside...?" It's not just him, right?
aigue: (wink)

[personal profile] aigue 2018-09-13 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Renart will climb off of the other woman, even offering her a hand to help her up. It's the least she can do.

She's also mildly bemused at the chatter but hey, she can roll with it. "I'm not sure who Wondergirl is so I can't help you there, but if you're going the sexy route I'm far more partial to foxes rather than dinosaurs."

She smiles and flicks her tail back and forth. "I'm biased, though. This isn't a costume."
clowngirl: (♥ Thinky)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2018-09-13 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Bummer. Are you allergic?
exigere: ɪᴄᴏɴs ʙʏ ғᴀᴍɪʀᴀ (o.5)

[personal profile] exigere 2018-09-13 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh ... yeah, that makes more sense, then. ]

I can understand how it would be so from that viewpoint. I'm glad you were able to get away from that place.

The Meadous
[ and he really wants to write "Meadows" but nnngh ] is going to take some time to get properly adjusted to. I'm not exactly thrilled to be someplace so technologically primitive, as it's bound to cause several problems and inconveniences, but I will adapt as best as I can.
exigere: ɪᴄᴏɴs ʙʏ ғᴀᴍɪʀᴀ (4.4)

[personal profile] exigere 2018-09-13 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
I am an android.
clowngirl: (♥ Huh?)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2018-09-13 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Like a robot?
clowngirl: (♥ Thinky)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2018-09-13 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm Harley Quinn. Pleasedta meetcha." Her eyes move from him, to the path, back to him. She is suspicious, sure, but she also wants to believe Mr. Fancy British Man. "Wouldja show me the way? I'm sure you prob'ly don't wanna be here any more than I do."
clowngirl: (♥ Waitaminute)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2018-09-13 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Harley takes her hand with a smile, then stands in front of Renart with a look of curiosity on her face. "Really? No foolin'?

Save for Killer Croc and a few others, most of the animal-themed folks she knows keep to costumes.

Her finger is slowly going towards one of the woman's fox ears, where it will get a soft boop if not stopped.
clowngirl: (♥ Would I do it again?)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2018-09-13 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
"It totally does!" she replies, looking about.

"Isn't that just the heebiest? --I know!" She doesn't give him to respond. "Let's team up! That way we can get outta here a whole lot faster, and if there's anything here spookier than me, it'll be no match."
exigere: ɪᴄᴏɴs ʙʏ ғᴀᴍɪʀᴀ (4.5)

[personal profile] exigere 2018-09-13 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to think I'm a little more sophisticated technology than a simple robot, but essentially, yes.
aigue: (sarcasm)

[personal profile] aigue 2018-09-13 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Renart doesn't move, but her expression turns a little less impressed and her ear twitches in response to the boop. Having her animal appendages touched by strangers isn't the most pleasant experience, mostly because strangers have a tendency to yank.

"I'm very serious when it comes to my tail and ears," she replies lightly. "In fact, I tend to bite people when they touch them." Just to make things completely clear.
clowngirl: (♥ Lemme tell ya)

[personal profile] clowngirl 2018-09-13 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
In that case, she restrains herself from trying to pet the stranger. As tempted as she is.

"'Scuse me for gettin' a li'l handsy. It ain't every day where I'm from that I meet a real foxy lady. My name's Harley." She juts her hand out, this time to shake.
obeir: (059)

[personal profile] obeir 2018-09-13 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
It's certainly possible. [ Connor's good at overthinking. Though he can't see it, K's smiling as he writes it. ]

I hope you won't be unhappy here.

[ Or guess who's going to feel horrifically guilty for specifically asking Zephyr to save Connor and bring him here. ]
exigere: ɪᴄᴏɴs ʙʏ ғᴀᴍɪʀᴀ (6.6)

[personal profile] exigere 2018-09-13 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ anything that'll make K smile is worth it tbh ]

Unhappy?

I don't believe so. It's going to take time to adapt, I'm sure, and there's plenty I still don't understand and have questions about. I imagine I'll have to anticipate certain predicaments and request a stockpile of replacement parts and biocomponents, just in case. But, with time, I'm sure I'll be okay.

And you're here.


[ a big deciding factor ]
exequies: please ask before taking! (yet another laughing icon jfc)

[personal profile] exequies 2018-09-13 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
The intended victim here doesn't scare easily but he does freeze up in this instance, a sharp inhale accompanying the shock of Harley's appearance. He's an odd looking fellow with very long, silver-grey hair and messy bangs that obscure a good half of his face, including the trail of a scar that peeks out from where they fall over his right cheek. For a heartbeat or two he remains as still as a statue before suddenly...

He gives a sputter of a laugh. It grows, turning into a wilder giggle that ends in a cackle before he regains the ability to speak.

"Weeeeelllll~ Well, well! You did get me with that." His voice carries a British accent, but it's far from posh. Closer to Cockney but not quite as thick.

He raises his hands and gives a few claps. "Good job."
termineur: (Talk)

[personal profile] termineur 2018-09-13 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. I'm pretty glad about it myself.

What year are you from? After you've been here awhile, you can wish for some of the technological comforts of your time. I'd probably give it a couple of weeks and then try. I know it probably won't be quite the same, but its something.


[ And considering the weird printer-quality to the text... ]

Is there anything you need right away, though? You can probably ask Zephyr about it.
roomed: (Stand)

[personal profile] roomed 2018-09-13 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
He doesn't know if he'd say it's the heebiest, anyway. "Okay," he replies, with a small nod. "Let me know if you see anything weird. Like ghosts." He is 100% serious about this.

For right now, though, there's only pumpkins and the flickering of candlelight. One of the candles is actually in a portable candleholder and Henry reaches down immediately for that. They'll have a light source while they're on their way, unreliable though it may be.
aigue: (grin)

[personal profile] aigue 2018-09-13 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, she always enjoys a good fox pun, so she lightens up and grins back at Harley. "Renart. I take it you must be new. You smell new," she says, reaching out to shake her hand.
exigere: ɪᴄᴏɴs ʙʏ ғᴀᴍɪʀᴀ (3.3)

[personal profile] exigere 2018-09-14 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
2039. I do understand that isn't necessarily the case for most others here, but it's still something I find difficult to process.

Is there a specific timeline for new arrivals when these wishing capabilities are put into effect? While I should be fine for some time, I will need to perform regular maintenance and repairs. Knowing how long I may have to wait to do so will be very beneficial.

For now, I believe I'll be okay. Possibly.
obeir: (076)

[personal profile] obeir 2018-09-14 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ One of the more interesting aspects of the bulletin board is being able to read through the other notes. Which K has been doing with the other responses to Connor, hence his concern about his friend's happiness.

Because K hardly thinks his presence is worth the hassle, and is wondering if what he asked of Zephyr may have been incredibly selfish. ]


Of course. I understand it's a significant change, it has been and continues to be for me too. But I'm sorry if it's difficult for you. I hope I might be able to help.

At least Cyberlife can't threaten you here.


[ ...The one upside for Connor that he's able to see. ]
poisoninmypocket: (neutral | earnest)

[personal profile] poisoninmypocket 2018-09-14 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Ms. Quinn. Lord Montague D'Ysquith Navarro, Ninth Earl of Highhurst. But please call me Monty." Because her tone and her antics say she's going to call him by some sort of nickname and he'd rather get out in front of that. "I should be delighted to show you the way out." He finishes settling himself and takes a few steps toward her, offering his arm for her to hold onto. Even under difficult circumstances, a gentleman ought to be gallant.

"Have you been lost in here for very long? It's been some twenty minutes I've been trying to find the center."
exigere: ɪᴄᴏɴs ʙʏ ғᴀᴍɪʀᴀ (5.4)

oh no the face

[personal profile] exigere 2018-09-14 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ "not thrilled" isn't exactly "unhappy," in the strictest sense of the word. Connor's confused about a lot of things, how utterly backwards and illogical and crazy all of this is - he's still trying to come to terms with this whole being transferred to another reality thing, but every time he tries to make sense of it he feels like he could shut down from all the processing errors - but K being here, and Cyberlife not being here, those are both things to be happy about.

it's a good thing K brings that up, too. it's like a massive weight's lifted off his shoulders. but even that's kinda weird too. ]


I'll be okay, I'm sure. With time. Are you settled in alright? I know you've been here longer than me and have had more time to adjust, but I can't imagine it's an easy process.

Not having to watch over my shoulder every other minute is also something to get used to. I'm not entirely sure how to feel about it.

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