leiche: (177)
ᴊᴇʀᴇᴍʏ ғɪᴛᴢɢᴇʀᴀʟᴅ :: ᴀᴜ ([personal profile] leiche) wrote in [community profile] wethecrack 2017-09-02 08:19 pm (UTC)

[ shit ]

I'm-- I, uh ...

I guess-- 'm good with ... whatever. I don't know. Whatever's good with you.

And you-- you gotta narrow it down, y'know? I don't really remember a lot of old stories much anymore. But ... I got a few from when I was a kid, I think. Shit like, uh ... tryin' to impress someone in track, tried to long jump, fell on my face. Almost broke my nose. Definitely didn't impress anyone.

And the secret to haggis is to throw it off a fuckin' bridge and get burgers.

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