Kinkmeme the Second! (Courtesy the Bee Embuzzy)

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We have collected fantazztic lore from the Hand'zz and the Monk'zz pozzzzezzzzionzz! It dezzcribezz the mozzt wondrouzz actzz of contortion and romance. We wish to experience more of thizz for our cultural zztudiezz that we may better azzzzizzt the Lamb!

The Bee Embuzzy implorezz you for your help. Pleazze help uzz to learn of the many wayzz of pleazzure and pazzzzion that we may better zzerve!

We welcome all other lore of zzimple romance, too. Thezze are mozzt foreign conceptzz to beezz! Perhapzz if you leave a note (zzigned or not) of a particular act, otherzz may be able to explain more.

Thank you for your help!

[You know kinkmemes! Have at 'em with prompts and fills below. Written or drawn are all loved.]

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Eddie is pale at anyone and everyone.

[(Anonymous)]

Angsty teenager cuddle pile, courtesy of Gamzee.

Karkat, Kurai, Murai, Lili and Riku? Or anyone else you want to add.

[(Anonymous)]

Ammond/Gamzee
The most awkward make outs.

[(Anonymous)]

Kurai/Riku
WE SHALL NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN.

[(Anonymous)]

Even/Aeleus for science.

[(Anonymous)]

Even kissing Jay and being horrified... because he finds himself very much into this.

[(Anonymous)]

Jay/Dist/Even

A lot of science, and so little time.

[(Anonymous)]

Lili/Gamzee
Honk honk

[(Anonymous)]

Sasha/Aeleus
Sasha likes them big, right?

[(Anonymous)]

Di/Nemo
Finally human (and troll) again, finally able to have sex on every flat surface around.

[(Anonymous)]

Bertie/Ienzo
Being cocked blocked by terrier sized bees is a thing neither thought would happen, yet here they are.

[(Anonymous)]

Mika/Di/Nemo
Confusion quadrants: GO.

[(Anonymous)]

Di <> Bertie <> Jay

Di and Jay are physically affectionate. Bertie is not. It gets super awkward.

[(Anonymous)]

Jay/Dist/Even, sex pollen.

A lab accident produces a strong, airbourne aphrodisiac and the lock on the lab door is jammed. Nobody is happy about any of this. Or are they.

[(Anonymous)]

Mika/Eddie/Sasha
because reasons...

[(Anonymous)]

bertie/mika

he makes an attempt to return the favors paid in the last kinkmeme

[(Anonymous)]

bertie/eddie

likewise a return for the wing buddies sex

[(Anonymous)]

So there was this prompt on the last JJ Kinkmeme

"So Ienzo's dreamself and presumably godtier bodies are cismale right? What about taking a look at him getting used to his new anatomy, either solo or with some help from Bertie?"

And I had half of a fucking thing written for it and damned if I'm scrapping it so I'm reposting it here. There's like zero point in anoning because everyone knows it's me but I don't care it's traditional

[(Anonymous)]

Reposting this:

Mika/Someone

Comfort. Mika has a terrible nightmare and wakes up her partner with her distressed noises in her sleep

[(Anonymous)]

bondage

femdom preferred, but i will take anyway i can get

[(Anonymous)]

lili/kreutzer

young lady lovin'

[(Anonymous)]

So has anyone else noticed that Ienzo always seems to top in these Bertie/Ienzo fills?

I think it might be Bertie's turn. Bonus points if Ienzo is super into it.

[(Anonymous)]

Jay and Di try to explain sex to Bertie. Using words (and diagrams) only.

[(Anonymous)]

Couple having sex, in their hobbit hole, as you do.

when suddenly a poor kid (or two) walks in on them.

The poor children's reactions can of course vary from screaming, cursing, slowly leaving the hobbit and never speaking of it again, to perhaps strongly worded post-it notes on the community boards.

[(Anonymous)]

Mika/Hajime
He helps her remember mayfield with some special care